No wonder Marvin’s been going berserk at the foot of my chair: these are some of his toys I found under it. Note: I only give him one toy at a time. Note: he wouldn’t leave the pile alone long enough for me to photograph-this loot had already been raided for his favorite blue mouse.
Jobs said that Apple’s White Slaves – all of which are adults between the ages of 18 and 30 – would all be offered at one flat price of $10,000. This prompted some analysts to deride the lack of choice.
“This is just another example of how it’s always Apple’s way or the highway,” said Rob Enderle of the Rob and Mary Show. “Let’s say you’re looking to acquire several 9-year-olds. Well, Apple’s not interested in your business.
“This is why they’re going to go out of business any day now. I mean, have you heard they’re into slave trading?! And no 9-year olds! What is up with that?!”
Crazy Apple Rumors Site » Blog Archive » Apple Announces the Apple White Slave.
I did this for six years. I still wonder sometimes what, exactly, the fuck I was doing.
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You were making our lives better with humor. Which now I only have the cat’s farting to do for me.
I only want these because they’re colorful and sparkly. So I left them behind.
These are so Kawaii only an ingredient like “fish gelatin” can ruin them. Which they have explicitly stated in the ingredients. I suppose it’s supposed to be better than beef or pork-derived gelatin.
Still having a lot of fun with all the photo apps for the iPhone. The black & white settings in Toy Camera are particularly great.
Finished installations in this month’s Moleskine for an exchange in which I’m participating.
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Gimme Shelter II by Jamais Cascio
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