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    • *hears noises at night*:
      well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

    • *gets shampoo in my eyes*:
      I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

    • *heart is beating fast*:
      I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

    • *a cop walks by*:
      here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

    • *taking a test*:
      don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

    • *gets a sunburn*:
      great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

    • *tripping over something*:
      I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

    • *period is late*:
      shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary


  1. From experience…

    The thing they don’t tell you about undercuts or half-shaved heads is that it basically acts like velcro for the rest of the hair on your head.

  2. (via Exquisite Japanese Floral Hair Ornaments Handcrafted from Resin by Sakae | Colossal)

Jesus, I can’t even imagine crafting something so delicate and perfect.

    (via Exquisite Japanese Floral Hair Ornaments Handcrafted from Resin by Sakae | Colossal)

    Jesus, I can’t even imagine crafting something so delicate and perfect.

  3. thehomosexuals:

    Okay but Never Gonna Give You Up (better known as Rickroll) is actually a really really horrible song for many reasons, which I will better explain under the cut. 

    Brace yourselves, this is pretty long.

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    (via jehovahsthicknesss)

  4. Always

    Always

  5. risachantag:

    This one’s a combination of wanting to paint lesser known fantasy creatures and finding a lovely set of watercolour brushes. Kirin (or Xirin) are mythical hoofed creatures, often with horns and scales, from East Asian cultures (Wikipedia link). When I was living in Japan, I remember being surprised to find that the Japanese name for giraffe came from the same source …so I snuck in a little giraffe print to my design.

    I love this! The Kirin doesn’t get enough attention considering how awesome it is.

  6. Candy crush? Or Candy ‘Corn? #moleskine #seahorse #sketch #vscocam

    Candy crush? Or Candy ‘Corn? #moleskine #seahorse #sketch #vscocam

  7. Testing out some ideas. #moleskine #seahorse #chrysanthemum #sketch #vscocam

    Testing out some ideas. #moleskine #seahorse #chrysanthemum #sketch #vscocam

  8. deantrippe:

injured-fallen-angel:

parabolame:

spirkcantwerk:

shoopei:

narcolepticspaniels:

I don’t get it

omg

okay someone explain this now thank

I love how the people who know keeping blogging this without any explanation.

what

Now you’re thinking with Kool-Aid.

LOVE.

    deantrippe:

    injured-fallen-angel:

    parabolame:

    spirkcantwerk:

    shoopei:

    narcolepticspaniels:

    I don’t get it

    omg

    okay someone explain this now thank

    I love how the people who know keeping blogging this without any explanation.

    what

    Now you’re thinking with Kool-Aid.

    LOVE.

  9. Bird Macro! (by no1chrism)

    Bird Macro! (by no1chrism)